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A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaalekyon ho?Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumharebaap ka kya jaata hai?Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota toitne kale na hote.
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, Ilaugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you arehorny, call me.
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saaramohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhinahin tootega
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan neus se 3-4 thappad lagayeGabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi poochraha tha KTNE AADMI THE..
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Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaisedaloongi?Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.Boy: Aur logi?Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hikhao
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Common statements by girls after theexam & the wedding night: ThodaMushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata thalekin theek se kar nahin paayi
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
The trouble with finding ur perfect soulmate is that she would probably wantto get married, then 4 weeks after thewedding u would meet another perfectsoul mate, with larger breasts
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A lady, toweling off in front of themirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs.She bent down & said to her privates: Iknow u haven't been getting muchlately but I didn't know u were soworried about it
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Judge: So, when did you realise thatyou were raped?Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
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A newly married girl got first class inher B.Ed exams. Her husband senttelegram to her parents - Meena FirstClass in Bed!
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The prayer of a naughty girl visitingthe Chucrh:Oh Virgin Mother thou who didconceive without sinning... teach meto sin without conceiving!
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaalekyon ho?Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumharebaap ka kya jaata hai?Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota toitne kale na hote.
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, Ilaugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you arehorny, call me.
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saaramohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhinahin tootega
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan neus se 3-4 thappad lagayeGabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi poochraha tha KTNE AADMI THE..
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaisedaloongi?Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.Boy: Aur logi?Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hikhao
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Common statements by girls after theexam & the wedding night: ThodaMushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata thalekin theek se kar nahin paayi
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
The trouble with finding ur perfect soulmate is that she would probably wantto get married, then 4 weeks after thewedding u would meet another perfectsoul mate, with larger breasts
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
A lady, toweling off in front of themirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs.She bent down & said to her privates: Iknow u haven't been getting muchlately but I didn't know u were soworried about it
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
Judge: So, when did you realise thatyou were raped?Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
A newly married girl got first class inher B.Ed exams. Her husband senttelegram to her parents - Meena FirstClass in Bed!
#Hindi #Jokes #Dirty
The prayer of a naughty girl visitingthe Chucrh:Oh Virgin Mother thou who didconceive without sinning... teach meto sin without conceiving!
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