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Joke Of the Year -
In Class
20 Min Before Exam GIRLS -
Girl 1 - Haaye .20min Bache hai Exam
main .. haldi ghati ki ladayi 1576 mai
huyi thi , haldi ghati ki ladayi 1576 mai
huyi thi (5 times)
Girl 2 (rote huve) - maine sare chapter
sirf 5 baar revise kiye hain,, main fail
Ho jaungi...
Girl 3 ( bahot rote Huve) - maine sirf 3
baar revise kiye
Girl 4 - ruk.. zara ye notes ek baar aur
revise kar leti hu , ye bahot important
hai
20 Min Before Exam Boys -
Boy 1 - tere bhai ne 5 farray toilet main
chipka diye hai aur 2 pani k tanki k
pass
Boy 2 - mai 2 baar khasunga .. tu meri
taraf dekhna .. main 3 baar palak
jhapkaunga 3rd question k liye ..
Boy 3 - 2 Farray yahan chipka aur 3
udhar wali bench k niche ,
Boy 4 - Lohe ka compas laya hai meine
aur usme bahut sare farray hai , ye le
loha chummak jake teri lohe ki bench k
niche chipka de
Boy 5 - Ganpat Sir ki Duty Lagni
chahiye .. apne yaar hain wo ..
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" Aaj Gaadi Me
Chalavunga !."
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Boy 2 : Daru Chad Gayi Hai Tuze Saale , Cycle Leke
Aaye Hai Hum Log!
Ye 100% Naya hai!!
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Gf: jaanu aajkal na
tumhe meri yaad hi
nahi aati
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.
my ans:
Jabse fb pe admin
bana hun...
raat ko
khaayi hui
sabji yaad nahi aati
tumhari kya khak
yaad aayegi....
Joke Of the Year -
In Class
20 Min Before Exam GIRLS -
Girl 1 - Haaye .20min Bache hai Exam
main .. haldi ghati ki ladayi 1576 mai
huyi thi , haldi ghati ki ladayi 1576 mai
huyi thi (5 times)
Girl 2 (rote huve) - maine sare chapter
sirf 5 baar revise kiye hain,, main fail
Ho jaungi...
Girl 3 ( bahot rote Huve) - maine sirf 3
baar revise kiye
Girl 4 - ruk.. zara ye notes ek baar aur
revise kar leti hu , ye bahot important
hai
20 Min Before Exam Boys -
Boy 1 - tere bhai ne 5 farray toilet main
chipka diye hai aur 2 pani k tanki k
pass
Boy 2 - mai 2 baar khasunga .. tu meri
taraf dekhna .. main 3 baar palak
jhapkaunga 3rd question k liye ..
Boy 3 - 2 Farray yahan chipka aur 3
udhar wali bench k niche ,
Boy 4 - Lohe ka compas laya hai meine
aur usme bahut sare farray hai , ye le
loha chummak jake teri lohe ki bench k
niche chipka de
Boy 5 - Ganpat Sir ki Duty Lagni
chahiye .. apne yaar hain wo ..
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Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes:
Boy 1 [ Daru Pine K Baad ] :.
" Aaj Gaadi Me
Chalavunga !."
.
.
.
Boy 2 : Daru Chad Gayi Hai Tuze Saale , Cycle Leke
Aaye Hai Hum Log!
Ye 100% Naya hai!!
------------------------
Gf: jaanu aajkal na
tumhe meri yaad hi
nahi aati
.
.
.
.
.
my ans:
Jabse fb pe admin
bana hun...
raat ko
khaayi hui
sabji yaad nahi aati
tumhari kya khak
yaad aayegi....
plz add me 09565885835
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